Up Yours Middle English

I'm needing a good 15-minute break from translating Middle English so I thought I could do an updated blog post. Oh yes, you read that right. Translating Middle English. I'll write it again for added affect. TRANSLATING MIDDLE ENGLISH. And this isn't Shakespeare English. This is Chaucer English. Just pure shite (I believe that's the translation). Anyways, here I am. Well, last week's coaching class got even better after Coach McLeod came in for a visit. We were waiting for our lecture to begin on Thursday and coach Tom Crean was introduced to the class. Immediately he was the greatest person to ever step into one of my classrooms. He talked about leadership in coaching and other stuff (See Bo for full transcript of class).

The class definitely ranks as the most memorable class I've taken in my six-plus years of college, barely edging out the Err Dizz's "Boy would be good at poker because his face is paralyzed" incident in Anthro class (See Err to explain) and the Demo tongue-lashing of Scheid the Glide and I for being dumbasses in the back of a "serious" journalism class. Good times all around. I'm hoping Crean comes back tomorrow so I'm better prepared with autograph supplies. I've worn my Crean and Crimson shirt 52.7 times to class this semester and the one day he shows up, I'm wearing a polo. Smooth.

His appearance came at a good time, because just during lecture I downgraded my IU prediction win-total down to 4. Yep, only four games. Everyday we hear the coaching staff talk about how bad these players suck, but after hearing Crean speak I was ready to parachute over to Afganiland and drive a tank into Durka-Durakministan. He's very, very, very motivational and inspritational. So that bumps my prediction up to 8 games. I figure his speeches will be worth a few wins.

2 minutes...2-ah
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It's Beetles...with an A
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I Me Mine
This segment is dedicated to other Sean Stevenson's in the world who somehow land in my news alerts. This dude recovered a fumble during a big 27-7 win for the Vikings. What's with everyone with my name playing football? Where did I go wrong? Way to bring celebrity and greatness to our name!

Mrs. Thug Mrs.
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Hello, Mr. Radio
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You've got a Friend in Phil
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Info for Bo
You get the YouTube of this post (see below).

You tube...no, you're a tube
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